Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:39 am Post subject: To paraphrase W.C. Fields:
"I don't drink water because fish shit in it."
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter
of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or Scotch, Tequila, Rum, Rye, Corn Whisky or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
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