DisTURbeD
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:43 pm Post subject: You don't know Jack Shit? |
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For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Shit?"
Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep N Shit Inc.
In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit.
The couple had 6 children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, & the twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout.
After 15 years, Jack & Noe Shit got divorced & she married Ted Sherlock & became Noe Shit Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit & they had a child with rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit.
Fulla Shit n Giva Shit married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding.
The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding.
Bull Shit traveled the world & returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit.
So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack Shit...
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Hank
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:29 pm Post subject: Thank's |
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Now i feel edjumacated on OL Jack

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Sweetness
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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I try to imagine with a French ..............lol!...............no way!
now, you know why I hate you! ..........lol!
* Giggles*
By the way...........good one! 
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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Oh c'mon Sweetness...
You know & I know that you just couldn't live without me! 
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Sweetness
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtVIhDgo_uU
You knew?
Joker you're...............gtg now and my Headset is ready
The next time, we'll try it..............I'm waiting for your nice voice! 
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