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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:43 pm    Post subject: You don't know Jack Shit? Reply with quote Scroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of Page

For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Shit?"
Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep N Shit Inc.
In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit.
The couple had 6 children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, & the twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout.
After 15 years, Jack & Noe Shit got divorced & she married Ted Sherlock & became Noe Shit Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit & they had a child with rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit.
Fulla Shit n Giva Shit married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding.
The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding.
Bull Shit traveled the world & returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit.
So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack Shit...

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:29 pm    Post subject: Thank's Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of Page

Now i feel edjumacated on OL Jack


Shocked Confused Cool Laughing Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of Page

I try to imagine with a French Shocked ..............lol!...............no way! Wink

now, you know why I hate you! Wink ..........lol!

* Giggles* Mr. Green

By the way...........good one! Very Happy



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of Page

Oh c'mon Sweetness...
You know & I know that you just couldn't live without me! Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtVIhDgo_uU

You knew?

Wink

Joker you're...............gtg now and my Headset is ready

The next time, we'll try it..............I'm waiting for your nice voice! Very Happy

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